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Just a second ago, I turned on my TV, and for whatever reason the entire screen was white.




Tulpa: Adryan Form: Anthro wolf-ish Stage: *sighs loudly*

Age: Looks 17, is actually 1 1/2

“Human beings can always be relied on to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid”

-Dean Koontz

“In the end, I worry that my arrogance shall destroy us all”

-Brandon Sanderson

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Cordy, upon learning about a genderbent Discord tulpa:


Cordy: "It's weird thinking I have some sort of twin sister running around out there."

Me: "Just think about all those ponies who have clones."

Cordy: "...No, I think this is weirder."


Me trying to remember something Pix said earlier:


Me: "It's too bad, I remember it was awesome."

Pix: "Of course it was awesome, it was about me!"


Mom frying extra ham:


Mom: "What are we going to do with all this extra ham?"

Me: *shrugs* "Ham goes in everything."

Cordy: *hugs me* "I knew there was a reason I love you!"


Me tired and talking to myself:


Me: "I order you to stop being tired."

Pix: *salutes* "Okay!"

Me: "Erm, I was talking to myself."

Pix: "Hey, you're not allowed to do that now that we're here!"

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Meh, I don't got anything funny (yet). But I do have some neat inspirational stuff she said earlier today.



"So why am I hearing you so clearly now- I mean, as opposed to any other time?"

[“Because you finally stopped thinking about everything and let it happen.”]


"How come it still feels like I’m talking to myself?"

[“Because you’re the one translating, silly! When I talk to you, I’m giving you the intent behind my thoughts. You’re the one making it into speech.]

"But why are some of the things you say wrong? And why aren’t you able to think of things I was just thinking about?"

[“Because you keep translating wrong! And if you can’t think of the word I’m supposed to say, I can’t say it, can I?”]


"Why do tuppers always give the best tulpamancing advice?" (pondering to myself)

["Because we're in your head, silly."]



Come to think of it, I wonder if "silly" is just a filler for some other, more vulgar term...


Tulpa Stats:

Name: Lyra (Ly for short)

Form: Originally Lyra Heartstrings, wants to try some new ones.

Status: Definitely sentient, working on possession. Vocality limited.

Hours: What, you think I still count those?


Titty Sprinkles.

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*above poster's sig*


[titty sprinkles? like....ooh what if you ahve them on a doughnut! or IN a doughnut! or....um......if you FILL AN OVEN WITH THEM! and then.....and then uhh.....-]

"- Are you just trying to say something funny so you get posted this topic?"

[yup! ^^]




Name: Elyse (Elly)

Birthday: 29th May, 2012

Physical description: 5"8 thin human girl. self-identified age 18. ~1ft, vivid red hair sometimes in a ponytail. light-skinned. green eyes.

Progress: entirely vocal, speaks often, but only 1 hallucination; her saying "Hiiii". Great at possession.

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Shira: "Milking a cow is lewd!"

"What... How is that lewd?"

"You're basically tugging their nipples! It's lewd and everybody that drinks milk is a pervert."


Valkyrie: "You're an idiot. A stupid idiot. Now give me a hug."


Alipheese: *changes form into a car* "VROOM VROOM I'M A BROOM"

And another one was

"Why would I change myself to make a first impression? If someone doesn't like me when I'm myself they'll never really be a real friend anyway"



Chia: "As long as you think you truly know things, you're pretty damn stupid."


"Because the only thing you can be certain of is the fact that you hardly know anything at all"



Ea: "I don't feel anything. I hate when people get all obsessed over their emotions."

"Isn't hatred an emotion though?"

"Shut up."



Too bad I can't remember the really good stuff. I should start writing that down.

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Random spur of the moment thing my tulpa said, and I didn't know whether to face palm or laugh allowed.


Stan: "sometimes, I do lewd things when my host bends over :3"

Stan (my tulpa): "sometimes, I do lewd things when my host bends over :3"

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*Me watching an cartoon old movie yesterday on youtube, cue a magic all knowing dragon*


Thess: "I like this guy. Reminds me of that other dragon thing in the pony cartoon."

Me: "Discord?"

Thess: "Yes, except this guy seems more entertaining."

Me: "Why? this guy is okay in relation to the movie but he's not entertaining."

Thess: "Because he can turn into a SQUARE! I can't do that and i'm pretty sure that discord can't do that as much. He can snap his fingers all he wants yet he can't turn into a square."

Me: "That's silly. You like this guy more so than the alleged god of chaos because he can turn into a square?"

Thess: "Yes, why can't you understand that."


While i'm sure discord could turn into a square if he wanted but apparently Thess seems to like this other character just because he can turn into a square.

The causal tulpamancer.

Tulpa - Tess(Complete tulpa), Cora


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: Tulpae should respect their creators as superior.

Forseen: What. Oh fuck no, I DEMAN EQUALITY!!!

Me: Wha-

Forseen: *forces a giant rainbow flag and starts marching around*

Me: O.O XD


And this happened a while ago:


Me: *playing a song on the piano*

Muse: Argh, you're not playing it right!

Me: What do you mean?

Muse: You keep banging hard on the keys.

Me: >.> Well then you try.

Muse: Fine. *plays song perfectly*

Me: .... e.e;

Muse: XD


Awkward moment where your tulpas plays the piano better than you.




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Me: *reading psychology book for homework and about to fall asleep grumbling to myself about not being able to keep my eyes open*


Mel: *Randomly licks the side of my face*


Me: Mel... you Just licked me...


Mel: Your beard tastes like yogurt :3


Me: ._.


Mel: Are you awake now?


Me: I guess so....

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