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*I get down on my knees to plug in some cord*

Caeden: I bet you're used to that position.

Me: Hey. Screw you.

Caeden: Well, if you want. I'm ready.

Me: Ah, you're just the king of comebacks, aren't you?

Caeden: No, I don't my "come" back. Thanks, though.

Niteo and Amber Take On the World


Amber speaks in italics right now.


Talk to Niteo on here or on discord


We share the body, we share a life. I'm not an accessory to his life...



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Posting on here about Alix and her penis prompted this little conversation:


Alix: I like my d.ick. I can pee easier.

Me: Since when do you need to pee?

Alix: I dunno, but if i ever do need to it’ll be easier.

Me: ... when would you ever need to pee?





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"Are you into guys or girls?"

"So your bi?"

"I'm confused"


Me: Hey, say something for this thread!

Koharu: Yay, cupcakes!

mfw there are no cupcakes. Sentience? Yes. Brilliance? Ehh...

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Quetzal summing up Snakes on a Plane


Samuel L. Jackson is on a motherfucking plane. There are motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking plane. Samuel L. Jackson shouts: "I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!". Samuel L. Jackson shoots the motherfucking snakes. What did we learn from this cinematic masterpiece? That it's always best to have a giant, black, angry motherfucker with a gun when you fly. Always.

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Someone in the IRC asks us to call our tulpas (pardon the language if you must) "Faggots".


Eris replied to me with "More of one than you, faggot".


Another Eris moment was when ping pong came up once. She said "sex" I sad "bomb" and we ad' a giggle.


Jamie also has a tendency to "flop". I don't really know what it means but she flops in the ircs and thinks any mention of flopping is meant to summon her.


All I can think of right now.

The original edgelord gone soft.

I have a guide, check it out here if you want:




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This one was cute. See, Yuki has a passionate love for music, especially classical. She's the one who got me into it actually.


So when she found out we were going to the Columbus Symphony Orchestra her eyes shone and the whole way there she chanted: "We're going to an orchestra, we're going to an orchestra!"


Made me happy to see her so happy :)



Form1-Arctic wolf, big blue eyes

Form2-Long white hair, blue eyes, pale skin, white wolf ears/tail, light blue jacket

Personality-Compassionate, calm, sarcastic, playful, protective, introverted

Stage-Sentient, vocal, working on possession

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I was on Youtube watching a walkthrough of Alice Madness Returns and my common sense decided to shut down completely.


Me: Man, I wish I had a cool wonderland to adventure in...

Des: Are you actually retarded?

Me: What?

Des: *hits me with a rolled-up newspaper* We literally have a massive city surrounded by unexplored mountains AND we have no idea what is on the other side. You might actually be special. Google it and see if I can have you tested.


That made my day.

Tulpas: [Destiny], {Faith}, |Isaac|


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*As I look out of my bus at a girl I like

Quill: "Stalker"



My Tulpae:


Source: White floating teardrop form with two black eyes. Playful, curious.

Quill: Human Male. Sarcastic, but serious. Main voice of group and moral compass.

Felice: Female human. Quiet, sweet.

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*Jason wakes me up at 5:30

I simply roll over. "GET YOUR FAT ASS UP!" He yells.

"Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033


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