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Raziel: Will he never learn .

Me: Talking to yourself again I see.

Raziel: Yes its the only way I am ensured Intelligent conversation.

Me: Are you calling me a edgit.

Raziel: No I am simply implying it.






''I mold my imagination as if it were clay''.

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Me: *plops laptop onto bed and watches it bounce* Bouncy.

Forseen: No shit, what did you expect to happen? Drop laptop and watch it break into pieces. OH SHIT I BROKE MY LAPTOP!

Me: >.>

Forseen: Seriously, if that was what you were expecting why'd you drop it in the first place?




Me: *trying to find where my charger goes into my laptop in the dark*

Forseen: What are you doing, fingering your laptop?

Me: No, I'm trying to find the right hole.

Forseen: That's what you do when you finger something.




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*smelling incense*


Jan: Ahh, just what the doctor ordered.

Me: yep

Jan: Except he didn't, because he's an insane psychopath who goes around shouting "Oktoberfest".

It's that guy again!



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Ace: Heh heh... Onigiri.

Me: I'm playing Fallout New Vegas. What does that have to do with Onigiri, or Oni Giri?

Ace: Nothing at all! Kiiishishishishiii!


Ace: (After killing Mr House on her Omnicidal Neutral Fallout New Vegas LP, after reading his Obituary) Wait... This guy was cool. And really, really smart. He's smart, and he just wanted to make the world a better place. He's like us. Kuso, now I feel bad about killing him.

Me: But you didn't feel bad about slauthering everyone in the Legion, the NCR, the Brotherhood of Steel, the Followers of the Apocalypse, everyone in Primm, everyone in Goodsprings, everyone in-

Ace: Okay, okay, I get it! And besides, the NCR suck, the Legion is evil, and those towns were lame. Mr House was cool, and smart.

Me: Caesar was smart. Evil, and stupid, but smart.

Ace: Exactly. Mr House was just pure smart. Plus, he's a pun on Deus Ex Machina- God in the Machine. He was a god, inside a machine. Heh heh, I see what they did there.

(A few days later)

(Completely out of nowhere)

Ace: Wait a second... Mr House wrote that obituary himself!

Me: The self-aggrandizing boastful obituary where Mr House is made out to be a brilliant messiah, one the world is not likely to replace?

Ace: Buck yeah! Kiiishishishishiii!

If I suddenly drop out of Chat, it means I was on my old and unreliable laptop. Was. PM me instead, because I can reply to PMs using my 3DS, but it can't use Chat.


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Forseen: Hehee, I keep the brains of all I've slaughtered.

Me: ... wat.

Forseen: I have a collection of them. Wanna see my brain collection?

Me: Uh, no.

Forseen: *pulls out a brain* Look at ittttt.

Me: ...

Forseen: *takes a bite outta it and starts chewing* It tastes like chocolate.

Me: >.> I really don't thi-

Forseen: *shoves the brain in my mouth*

Me: e.o *ends up biting a piece off and chewing it* ..... okai, it does taste like chocolate.

Muse: ... that's so disturbing on so many levels.


This happened like, five seconds ago. Now Forseen's just sitting on our wonderland couch eating a brain...

[it's fucking delicious.]




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I was jokingly talking to myself, after a conversation on IRC about the nature of Tulpas.


Me: "Well, *my* Tulpa can juggle!"

Adryan: No I can't.

Tulpa: Adryan Form: Anthro wolf-ish Stage: *sighs loudly*

Age: Looks 17, is actually 1 1/2

“Human beings can always be relied on to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid”

-Dean Koontz

“In the end, I worry that my arrogance shall destroy us all”

-Brandon Sanderson

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