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*really epic music playing on the Dungeons&Dragons Online download launcher thing*

Me: This music sorta sounds like it belongs in Civilization.

Kayleigh: No it doesn't; it belongs in Dungeons&Dragons Online

Me: Yes, thank you for stating the obvious.


 

 

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So I just got to my Aunt's new place yesterday, visiting for a few days in Atlanta. She's been saying I should move there and check out schools and all that.

 

Me: "I wouldn't mind living here, she has a nice place. Though I wouldn't want to impose. Like going to school they might want to drop me off and stuff. My car is done for. I'd rather take a bus. Or walk. Just show me where to go and how to get there. I'll go myself."

 

Mitsuru: "Walking? You aren't a commoner."

 

Me: "Mitsuru I AM a commoner." (Basically saying I'm not rich.)

 

Mitsuru: "Well I'm not."

 

Yukari: "Does Mitsuru have money problems?"

 

Me: "No she's just...entitled."

 

Mitsuru: "Entitled to being rich."

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Le me, seeing a cockroach

Taunav: KILL IT WITH FIRE AND AIDS!

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Le me, eating applesauce, when it spills on my shirt

Me: Applesauce, y u do dis!?

Eris: Because it hates you

Random dude: Because it hates you

Eris: HEY, I JUST SAID THAT D:<

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Le me seeing I'm having bacon for breakfast

Me: PRAISE DA LAWD!

Eris: I've never had bacon before. I wonder what it tastes like

Le me, eating bacon

Eris: OMFG THIS IS SO GOOD! OH GOD, I FUCKING LOVE THIS! OH MY GOODNESS, OH MY DAYUM! ASDFGHJKL

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I see some figs on the table.

Lilith: What the hell are those, alien ballsacks?!


“Once you eliminate the impossible…

…whatever remains must be the truth.

… No matter how improbable it may seem."

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Adryan: *holds hand over heart* "Amen to that!"


Tulpa: Adryan Form: Anthro wolf-ish Stage: *sighs loudly*

Age: Looks 17, is actually 1 1/2

“Human beings can always be relied on to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid”

-Dean Koontz

“In the end, I worry that my arrogance shall destroy us all”

-Brandon Sanderson

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(on discussing what Kaylee's form should be)

Me: "Wouldn't it be cool if you were a shapeshifter? Like if you had multiple forms?"

Kaylee: "No."

Me: "And why is that?"

Kaylee: "Because that's your fetish."

 

 

Holy hell, I didn't even know that.


You would be genuinely shocked to find out how comforting it is to be functionally insane.

Tulpae:

[Kaylee] {Euclid} )Starnote( ^Vinyl^ |Lee|

:Inky:

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Yesterday I was playing a gig at a winery. As I walked in a room to plug something in I noticed Mel Looking at all the bottles.

 

Me: *gives Mel a worried look*

 

Mel: Don't worry, I'm a big mare.

 

Me: Why do I have a bad feeling about this?

 

Heh, Guess who woke up with a pretty bad hangover this morning? XS

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