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I want to give a hug to Melian, the groovy-guru! Outside the Lounge, she is all professionalism with her scientifical spectacles and lab coat! Hugs, sillies and lovies are for the Lounge!   

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  1. 1. I want to give a hug to Melian, the groovy-guru! Outside the Lounge, she is all professionalism with her scientifical spectacles and lab coat! Hugs, sillies and lovies are for the Lounge!

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It doesn't get action anymore, because no one is allowed to post in it.

Thanks for reminding me of that thread, Sushi. I forgot how much I missed it.

 

darn

 

Maybe more tulpa humor can be found out there, now that some time has gone by and the concept is more well known? Sounds like a research project for me. LOL ~Melian

 

OH, googled images and OMG https://www.google.com/search?q=tulpa+jokes&rlz=1C1AFAB_enUS490US490&espv=2&biw=1280&bih=685&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=-5pfVdKIO8e0oQSthIO4BQ&ved=0CCwQsAQ

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I see nothing but ponies and things posted on Reddit originally... time for us to fix that, lads.

 

Ponies are cute and all, but maybe a little cliche now. I agree, peoples should be original. ~Melian

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That thread is amazing. Mainly the images about specific users, though I'm only like ten pages in.

Hi! I'm Lumi, host of Reisen, Tewi, Flandre and Lucilyn.

Everyone deserves to love and be loved. It's human nature.

My tulpas and I have a Q&A thread, which was the first (and largest) of its kind. Feel free to ask us about tulpamancy stuff there.

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I think I can do something amusing... just reopen that thread and give me a couple hours... You won't regret it.

"Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033

 

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Don't disappoint me.

"If this can be avoided, it should. If it can't, then it would be better if it could be. If it happened and you're thinking back to it, try and think back further. Try not to avoid it with your mind. If any of this is possible, it may be helpful. If not, it won't be."

 

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I got a great one: So a pony tulpa walks into a wonderland bar and another tulpa who happens to be the bartender asks "Why the long face?"

Tulpas:

Melody - Creation Date: October 21st, 2014

Pumpkin - Creation Date: January 2015

 

my mastodon - my other mastodon

We're gonna try to post more often, but you know, no promises or whatever.

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I got a great one: So a pony tulpa walks into a wonderland bar and another tulpa who happens to be the bartender asks "Why the long face?"

 

oh gods, rofl, yes, we can adapt all the oldies but goodies for Tulpa Jokes! The potential is endless!

 

*warning: not a true indicator of joke funniness as Melian is very easily amused and just perhaps a bit nuts.*

 

~Melian

How about this one:

 

A man walks onto a bus laughing hysterically at seemingly nothing. He keeps laughing as he sits in the seat near other people, who look at him funny and inch away. He finally notices them looking at him and says "Oh my, I am so sorry, but my friend in my head tells really funny jokes!"

 

*warning: Melian jokes may or may not be based on actual events.*

 

~Melian

Don't disappoint me.

 

Or it will not be a laughing matter? hah hah hah hah hah hah hee heheh ahee hee hah hah hah hah! ~Melian

 

*you see what David has put up with for thirty plus years now, and you all wonder why, why has he gone insane?*

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I've done it. Behold my masterpiece!

"Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033

 

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