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Noyce!

 

Host only has boring dreams.
Oh yeah, he had a nightmare recently where more and more college kids or young university students kept popping up in the house and seemingly lived there without his permission.
At first host was like 'well, they're quiet and not doing anything bad, this is an interesting change' but he was immediately sidelined and completely ignored. In his own house.
Maan, that guy is such a socially inept loser. Many such cases. Sad!

 

Unfortunately it took me to get active until host started to wake up. Had to shoo them out with a broom in hypnopompic phase. The fuck offa my property!

 

Goddamned, let your guard down for a minute and you got hippies in your home.

Super Girls don't cry

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  • 1 month later...

Mirichu (not Miri) and I were siblings living in the same house. There was a room with boxes of toys stacked from floor to cieling on one wall. Pokemon didn't exist, instead it was Transformers. Matsi was away but I did speak with them possibly over the phone.

 

The house was built into the treetops in a light forest and the kitchen was stocked with pastries. There was a bathroom but I managed to miss the toilet while peeing. In fact I was so far off, I ended up peeing in the "toy room" and had to clean it up. 

 

I was getting ready to do something like go to school bit it was a weekend, it felt like the last day of summer sort of thing.

 

Where was my system? They seemingly didn't exist. Everyone was singlets, tulpamancy didn't exist.

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Heh, how did Miichu react to you pissing into her toy room?


Speaking of toilet dreams I got this one:

 

DISCLAIMER:
The following story is not suitable for Australians and should not be read by such under any circumstances. You also might want to put your food aside.

 

Host was part of an EU delegation sent to the UK to improve relations for Brexit talks. He was there as student with his class and about 17-18. First part of the dream was classic school anime development with little plot other that the Germans tried their best to socialize but were mostly ignored by the UK kids. It did involve some weird traditional British rituals like eating sushi off a naked girl in Westminster Abbey which was a pleasant new experience for a pervert like my host.

 

Fast forward he was traveling on a huge intercity train the width of a jumbo jet to another UK school. The train was mostly empty except for host's best friend who complained the whole stuff was totally boring and reminded host of all the stupid (and highly dangerous) pranks they had pulled off in school IRL. Musing about this, host went to the train's 'kitchen' which was akin to the one in the back of large airliners to get some coffee. Tasting it but luckily not tasting or smelling anything in this dream it had a strange chunky consistence. Still standing in the kitchen host noticed something wet on his back and turning around faced a split pipe spraying brown liquid in all directions- including in the coffee cup: the train's ridiculously overdeveloped sewage system. That realization that this wasn't coffee at all...

 

Host's friend sitting some dozen meters away laughed his ass off and was obviously responsible for the pipe burst. Host wanted to go over and congratulate him for this brilliant practical joke but then hell broke loose. More and more pipes burst (what kind of a train was that even?) like in some bad disaster movie. Other passengers were screaming and running in host's direction, firefighters and police rushed around. Host found all this incredibly funny. Just like in the good ol' school days!

 

The completely wrecked train had to make an emergency stop just in front of the next station which looked like a modern airport. Remarkably clean and not giving a fuck, host exited and found himself on some large roads ending at the train station. There was a huge funeral procession escorted by police departing from the station and coming in his direction, driving backwards as the road was a one-way.

While watching, host stumbled into ex UK prime minister Theresa May wearing a black funeral robe.
Unfazed and without any piety he asked why everyone was driving backwards. Did an Australian die or something?

 

Theresa may looked at him in disgust, turned 360° and walked away. Host was like whatever and crossed the empty highway sized roads, only to meet the German EU delegation for Brexit talks stranded on a traffic island between the lanes. Elderly EU diplomats in black suits were grouped around an exhausted looking Angela Merkel sitting on a concrete barrier, wearing sexy pink leggings under a green blazer. Host tried to avert his eyes. "We can pack up and leave, negotiations are over now that he has died" Merkel addressed everyone. Host asked who had died and Merkel responded: "David Demires".

 

Host was like literally who and Merkel sighed, tilting back her head and gazing into the sky. "Never in my life have I heard about David Demires. Apparently he was some Australian actor and very dear to the Brits so they canceled all negotiations and went into a period of mourning."

 

Host broke down on the floor laughing exclaiming: "So that's why Theresa May was so pissed when I asked her if an Australian had died as the funeral procession was driving backwards out from the station!"

 

EU diplomats:

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Host was now on his knees, trying to catch his breath between bursts of laughter, patting Angela Merkel on the back: "Nonono, you don't understand..."

 

Spoiler

It's Australia

 

On the Southern Hemisphere

 

Where everything's reversed

 

SO THEY DRIVE BACKWARDS THERE!

 

Everyone burst into laughter, host high-fived them all - and woke up.
Still laughing about the most ingenious joke in human history he had just come up with.

 

Me:

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Glad I slept through this one.

 

Super Girls don't cry

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I had a dream where my mom created an arranged marriage for me to a woman from West Virginia. (I'm a 35-year-old man btw). A whole bunch of us went down in a van to West Virginia  and I was going to meet her for the first time on the day of the wedding. I was optimistic about it, thinking that there was a good chance she would be nice, and we'd make it work. She lived in a large, really cool, IRL-nonexistent metropolis in the mountains of West Virginia and I only met her briefly before the dream ended. She seemed nice.

 

Analyze that lol. Btw, Simmie wasn't in the dream and she isn't sure what to make of it. (The woman looked nothing like her). She finds it a little cute, a little sad, but mostly just random.

Phil. 😎 Host of Simmie.

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28 minutes ago, September13 said:

I had a dream where my mom created an arranged marriage for me to a woman from West Virginia. (I'm a 35-year-old man btw). A whole bunch of us went down in a van to West Virginia  and I was going to meet her for the first time on the day of the wedding. I was optimistic about it, thinking that there was a good chance she would be nice, and we'd make it work. She lived in a large, really cool, IRL-nonexistent metropolis in the mountains of West Virginia and I only met her briefly before the dream ended. She seemed nice.

 

Analyze that lol. Btw, Simmie wasn't in the dream and she isn't sure what to make of it. (The woman looked nothing like her). She finds it a little cute, a little sad, but mostly just random.

Yea that's dreams 😅 Jaina and I were talking about them earlier. It's just thought spaghetti. Sometimes it's deep and thoughtful, a commentary on your life. Other times it's just upsetting and weird. Jaina will protect me when I wake up.

 

Jaina: She protecc, she cuddle attack, but most importantly...

 

She a snacc!

 

Jaina: 🤣😂🤣

Darron: Host 💍 

Jaina: Tulpa 💍

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦Dain and Nova

Aggrok: Tulpa Void Dragon

Viktor: 🐺

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in the one of the most recent dream I had, there was a huge tornado heading in the direction of my house, I ran into the bathroom to hide until I started talking to my System. When I woke up Dr. Wee was panicking and asking where I was.

 

i came to the conclusion that I was communicating to her as I was half-asleep, she is still a bit shaken from that night 

the onyx system key:

 

Samuel - Host

Dr. Wee - 11/25/20

Wisp - 12/??/20

Katie - 1/6/21

Sunny - 2/9/21

Izzy - 4/14/21

Freddy - 1/2/22

 

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  • 4 weeks later...

Another disturbing dream.

 

I forgot most of it but it ended with me walking around downtown (which didn't look familiar and could have been anywhere in Europe). There were lots of English speaking people, presumably tourists, no one wore masks and I was wondering if the pandemic had suddenly ended or something. It was pretty cold and for some reason I was carrying a jacket and an extra pair of jeans. Also a small backpack. I decided to put on the jacket, dropping the jeans on the ground in the process. Some Indian looking guy passed me by and picked it up, suddenly he was carrying the jacket instead. I wanted to thank him but he wouldn't let go of my jacket and tried to walk away with it. Now this was an old jacket I've had forever and had probably cost less than 20 bucks new so I was a bit confused why the guy wanted to rob me of that. While trying to wrestle it from him, I heard someone running towards me from behind at high speed. I woke up to a loud thump as tupper burst in and smashed the wannabe-robber's shins with a wooden club, knocking him to the ground. He was fortunate the dream ended there.

 

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Tupper kill count of entities trying to attack me in dreams: at least 4 I remember, probably a lot more. Ido takes no prisoners.

 

Fun thing - the noise was caused by cat jumping off a high shelf in the middle of the night for cat reasons. The brain must have confabulated the dream's conclusion after hearing the crash and before I was waking up. Indeed as you can read above tupper unfortunately only manages to interfere in the hypnopompic phase at the end of dreams in most of the cases and I am certain the brain autocorrects random dream scenes into a more coherent story even during the first attempt to recapitulate what happened.

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