Confessions of a Poorly Trained Tulpa

[Guest Anonymous]

I was thinking of creating a list of interesting utube videos about tulpas. There are some really cute ones out there. Most of them get things wrong, but they are still entertaining. If you are new to Tulpa Info and to making a tulpa, please watch these with caution as much of the information is misleading or false or just plain silly. There is a lot of misconceptions coming out of the Creepypasta type horror community and things like that. But the videos are enjoyable to watch, if not infuriating at moments or face palm inducing. I will start with one and add more later. If you have any suggested videos to add to the list let me know!

 

Lovies!

 

Melian, thoughtform and guru goddess of grooviness!

 

Tulpas, Imaginary Friends for Adults (great fun video I think): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSeRVt2ejzQ

 

Tulpas (adorably hot blonde from her utube channel Paranormal Kativity)

 

Tulpa Documentary (same old silly Creepypasta story)

 

Let's Play Tulpa part 1 (about a Tulpa Video Game):

 

Let's Play Tulpa part 2:

 

The Tulpa Phenomenon (Cool):

 

Trailer for Ruby Sparks (a movie based on the tulpa concept sorta, great movie btw):

 

Ruby Sparks, entire movie! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WBjp3Oig7w

[Guest Anonymous]

Is it just me or do people tend to repeatedly ask stupid meaningless questions on this forum? Use your head before writing please. First of all, don't ask a question that no one could possibly answer. Second of all, visualize .. VISUALIZE. Use your imagination like when you were a kid. Please stop asking how to imagine something. For the love of God already, just imagine something. If you imagine one way and it doesn't seem to be working, try imagining another way. Everyone is different. Quit asking how to imagine something.

 

Example: Imagine there is a wooden chair with a red cushion on a black carpet in front of you. Did you see that in your minds' eye or is it meaningless gibberish? If you have not formed the image of a wooden chair with a red cushion on a black carpet in your mind just now, I freaking can't help you. You're an imagination block head.

 

"I heard a squeak! Was that my tulpa?"

 

I DON'T FUGGIN KNOW! Did you fart?

 

"Is my tulpa sentient?"

 

HOW THE HELL WOULD I KNOW? More importantly, why would I really care?

 

"Should I have sex with my tulpa?"

 

I DON'T KNOW AND I DON'T CARE! Do whatever floats your boat and spins your wagon wheels. Just leave me out of it. I really don't want to know about your fantasizing and masturbation habits.

 

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EDIT NOTE: As of this morning 9/17/2015, I feel that the responses to this thread have really helped me a lot! I am completely turned around on it and will never complain about "stupid" or "dumb" newbie questions again. I will answer them and be kind and patient! https://community.tulpa.info/thread-damned-stupid-tulpa-related-questions?pid=135411#pid135411 Still, it did feel good to rant when I did. LOL

[GlassJustice]

[You're doing God's work fam.]

[Elvode]

This made me laugh! you tend to steal words from my brain and makes posts about it.

There is like a million threads about the same subject, when I arrived here, I read a lot of old threads as well as new ones, it covered most of my questions, I even went to the last page and read the super duper old ones and went through all the pages until I ended up on the very first page.

We also have a search function which is great for beginner questions.

We even have a Frequently Asked Questions thingy. http://wiki.tulpa.info/Official/FAQ

And we have Beginners Questions Thread which is great to read.

[Guest Anonymous]

Huge Realization Concerning my Supposed Superior Ability to Imagine

 

Duh....

 

https://community.tulpa.info/thread-imposition-audio-imposition-how-long-did-it-take-you-and-how-did-you-achieve-it?pid=135141#pid135141

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NOTE: This thread is an consolidation of a lot of Mistgod-Melian stuff, that is why you see some old PR reports mixed in. Our PR was moved because it really wasn't much of a PR, but more of a rambling mass of musings, like the rest of our writing.

[Guest Anonymous]

I was grumpy after work when I wrote this last night. The grumpiness happens a lot on Saturday evenings after a long day of driving instruction. I should avoid posting while grumpy and irritated. LOL But yeah, it is kinda true...

[AracnidsGrip/Rick]

Jajajajajajajaja dude this made us laugh so hard jajajajajajajaja. You posted what we all think jajajajajajajajaja. You're amazing dude xD

~L. ♠️

[Guest Anonymous]

You're amazing dude xD

~L. ♠️

 

You are stoking my already inflated ego.  That is very dangerous!  I think I will simply ignore stupid newbie questions in the future and allow more even handed, rational, individuals answer and lend their assistance and advice.  I will let Melian decide if the question is too stupid for Mistgod-Melian expert attention.  

 

Melian:  Me too!  My ego too!  I am working on some more ideas.  My little devious mind never stops thinking...

[Elvode]

I think you should reply to the stupid newbie questions just because your view of Melian is very unique in this community compared to tulpa belief in general if that makes any sense.

[Guest Anonymous]

I think you should reply to the stupid newbie questions just because your view of Melian is very unique in this community compared to tulpa belief in general if that makes any sense.

 

Gods my ego expands even further. *Mistgod glows from power aura, a look of madness and meglomania growing in his eyes* Mwah hah hah hah hah hah!

 

Hmmm, you may be right Elvode. Newbies do need some Mistgod-Melian influence.