Solve the above with troll science

[Linkzelda]

Bonus: I melt the cheeze with my Nvidia Titan GPU and have a yummy snack.

 

*internal screaming*

 

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You didn't specify the laptop, so I'll assume it has 4 xeon cores and is a mobile server. Now THAT'S a fast laptop. I slap the engine inside, and use the giant interior fans as wheels. I use the knife to slash at the cheetah if it attempts to catch up. Bonus: I melt the cheeze with my Nvidia Titan GPU and have a yummy snack.

 

With a bow, 3 .22 Rifle rounds, and a mechanical pen, how are you supposed to make it to China?

 

I would hire an assassin to only utilize the 3 .22 Rifle rounds as a fallback in case the bow I offer them breaks due to “reasons.” I would thus deliver a mechanical pen that must only be utilized by the magistrates of China to sign an agreement for me to make it over there, and engage in gregarious spirit with the denizens of China.

 

If they outright refuse this request of mine, I would have the fallback of the assassin, and emphasizing their reputation alone as a deterrent from them rejecting my request. Ergo, because their lives are at danger, and the assassin being known to kill multiple people with one bullet, three rounds of this, and whatever capacity it implies = free passes to China to my heart’s content.

 

 

 

With 6 discs of Call of Duty: Black Ops 3, a school assignment on ISIS, and 67 parents overly concerned over the matter to entice a school meeting, on what basis would you utilize a video game to support/negate the assignment on ISIS?

[Guest Anonymous]

I balance on the pen with one foot, and the bow shoots that pen while I fire the rifle rounds behind me for propulsion.

Bam, China. And I didn't even need a plane ticket.

 

EDIT:

NOOO, too slow!!

 

I'll leave the question for someone else though, so I'll just leave my own question in the room for someone to solve his, and someone to solve mine.

 

Your mean mother-in-law comes to visit, but the house is a mess. She'll surely get on your nerves to no end.

With just a screwdriver (as in, the vodka drink), a light bulb and a model race track, solve the dire situation.

 

 

Greets,

AG

[Linkzelda]

SNIPED

[Paranoid Llama]

I'll answer one while Sceena answers the other.

 

With 6 discs of Call of Duty: Black Ops 3, a school assignment on ISIS, and 67 parents overly concerned over the matter to entice a school meeting, on what basis would you utilize a video game to support/negate the assignment on ISIS?

 

In black ops 3, you shoot people. Terrorists shoot people. ISIS are terrorists. Discs store information. There are 6 discs. 6 discs of black ops 3. 6 x 3 = 18. 18 is composed of two numbers - 1 and 8. Add those up and you get 9. 7 ate 9. There is a 7 in 67. There are 67 parents. So, really, black ops 3 is connected to ISIS but it's also connected to the number of parents and undeniably the parents themselves so they should feel connected and supportive of the assignment on ISIS.

 

Your mean mother-in-law comes to visit, but the house is a mess. She'll surely get on your nerves to no end.

With just a screwdriver (as in, the vodka drink), a light bulb and a model race track, solve the dire situation.

 

A light bulb is a symbol of idea, so when you put it above your head and light it up you immediately find a way to do it.

[Guest Anonymous]

I'll answer one while Sceena answers the other.

 

 

In black ops 3, you shoot people. Terrorists shoot people. ISIS are terrorists. Discs store information. There are 6 discs. 6 discs of black ops 3. 6 x 3 = 18. 18 is composed of two numbers - 1 and 8. Add those up and you get 9. 7 ate 9. There is a 7 in 67. There are 67 parents. So, really, black ops 3 is connected to ISIS but it's also connected to the number of parents and undeniably the parents themselves so they should feel connected and supportive of the assignment on ISIS.

 

 

A light bulb is a symbol of idea, so when you put it above your head and light it up you immediately find a way to do it.

 

I changed my mind, Sceena.

Rina isn't a lazy butt. You are. xD

 

I'm not a lazy butt! I don't want to hear that from you.

 

 

Greets,

AG & Rina

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PS: You didn't ask a question, you two. ^^

[Brassow]

You're a goddamn hypocrite.

 

With a Calculus book, a can of bug spray, and a flashlight, find a way to time travel.

[Paranoid Llama]

My host still has a bit of trouble hearing me, so I like the easy solutions. And yes, I am lazy :D. I really enjoy sleep.

 

Yeah, we did forget to ask a question..

 

Hack into the government mainframe without them realizing with a stick, a piece of cardboard, an android phone, a code breaker, some earbuds, and a cute plushie toy.

 

EDIT: Too fast, Brassow! Guess I'll solve yours.

 

Speed of light is the closest to time travel we have, so you look into the calculus book to find equations. Learn how to calculate its speed and flash the flashlight into the empty bug spray can (empty it by using it all). Close the lid quick enough so it doesn't reflect back at you until it creates a rift in the time space continuum from all the super fast speed from its reflection and it'll grow big enough and eventually engulf the whole can into the portal (I suggest you back up before this point, it's pretty unstable as of then). When it grows big enough for someone to step inside it'll stop, and there you have your portal to another time.

[Guest Anonymous]

Speed of light is the closest to time travel we have, so you look into the calculus book to find equations. Learn how to calculate its speed and flash the flashlight into the empty bug spray can (empty it by using it all). Close the lid quick enough so it doesn't reflect back at you until it creates a rift in the time space continuum from all the super fast speed from its reflection and it'll grow big enough and eventually engulf the whole can into the portal (I suggest you back up before this point, it's pretty unstable as of then). When it grows big enough for someone to step inside it'll stop, and there you have your portal to another time.

 

You win. No, really.

 

Congratulations. xD

 

 

Greets,

AG & Rina

[Paranoid Llama]

Well pshh, you can't expect me to make my genius responses all the time. It's hard doing that. I know I slacked off on that one...

 

You slack off on everything. Go do something productive!

 

:(

 

Forwarding my last one:

Hack into the government mainframe without them realizing with a stick, a piece of cardboard, an android phone, a code breaker, some earbuds, and a cute plushie toy.

[jean-luc]

So does a week count as dead? Did PLlama's question kill the thread?