Chat Thread

[War]

Wow. Sorry about that. (Even if it was tame.)

[KarlYoshimura]

Don't do it man. It's cock-trappers and false rape accusations all the way down. Moreover, fucking people you work with isn't exactly keen (unless you feel like whoring for a raise/favours).

[tulpa001]

That's quite the conjecture.

 

I agree, It's best to avoid excessively forward individuals especially when they are married, if for some reason someone were to consider that?

[Guest]

Yeah no worries, I don't plan on my first fuck being with some not-so-attractive older woma(e?)n, although they do still seem nice enough. Just need to maybe filter themselves, if I weren't as cool as I am I'd have probably gone straight to HR because it was weird.

 

Still, weird stuff. Maybe next time it'll be a girl that's actually my age and type, and it won't be, you know, borderline creepy, or you know, harassment at all. Hahaha, a man can dream.

 

My friend/co-worker actually had his ass grabbed by this one chick a while back apparently, who no longer works here. Maybe I just work at one of those places.

[tulpa001]

Poof. Twenty five hour day.

 

DST is messing with my mind. That's my job.

[jean-luc]

Oh man, I stayed up later than I should've last night, which consisted of lots of looking at my phone thinking "man its late(00:05)... man its really late(00:58)... man I should go to bed(01:11)... man I should really go to bed(01:45)" and then finally once I did my nighttime routine I looked at my phone once more to see it was 01:00. My tired brain thought I just brushed my teeth really fast, but then I remembered seeing 01:11 and thought I'd gone back in time untill I realized stupid DST is to blame.

[Lucilyn]

I woke up at 3AM yesterday

We got a new puppy yesterday

We put her in a little pen in the kitchen for the night

She's used to sleeping with a bunch of other puppies

She whines for like an hour because she's alone in a pen and everyone else is ""going to sleep"" except they're not and I can't sleep because I can hear her all the way downstairs so I come up and sit with her in the pen until she goes to sleep but my ""sleeping family"" decide to use the oven and I know it'll wake her up so I sit there uncomfortably for 45 minutes my back hurt already now it still does then I finally go to bed at 10:53, only to wake up to her whining again at 12:20 so I go up and sit with her for another half hour and go back to bed and I had to change my clothes because we're technically allergic to dogs still and I sleep for 3 hours until waking up at 3:20 AM to her whining and howling but this time I can't go up because we can't let her think it's OK to be awake or to expect people to be around at 3 AM so I lie in bed for like an hour and 45 minutes until she goes back to sleep or w/e and I can't sleep so I lie there another two hours and get up at 6 AM when our step-dad gets up and lets her out and watch her a while and go back downstairs to do computer stuff

 

And then he leaves to do errands and puts her back in the pen and me (and Lumi's friends to some extent through teamspeak) get to listen to her whine for another 2 hours because our mom's asleep still because she stays up too late making food for people who should also be asleep and then he gets home but then he spends another two hours pumping the water out of our sprinklers so they don't freeze so we get to listen to the motorized pump AND dog and then they took her outside for 45 minutes I guess and then they put her back in the dang pen while they set up some safety fence type stuff outside and she's whining again so I go get our mom to take her out of the pen and tell her they need to spend time with the dog (that they bought without even telling/asking us) during the day if not the night at least for the first week and come back down stairs and write this. Ya would've gotten a more concise story in our Dreaming thread but jean-luc decided to complain about being up too late and I had to teach him a thing or two about being up too late

 

it's only 2pm when can I go back to sleep

[tulpa001]

As a certified person who has watched the Dog Whisperer, I can say with absolute authority that I heard that dogs behave that way if they get excited and you show them affection before going to bed.

 

On the plus side, waking up frequently in the night is good for dream recall.

[jean-luc]

I wasn't complaining about being up late, it was completely my own fault, and I was staying up because I didn't want to stop chatting on the IRC.

[Guest]

Anyone else about ready for this election to just be the fuck over? I'm sick of it. I don't care who wins anymore, both parties and their supporters are making me wanna off myself more and more every day. I don't even mean to be all, idunno, "hurr I'm so above it all and impartial and that makes me better hurr both parties are shit" but god damn, I've never felt so horrible about anything ever. And oh man go on and shoot me in the head for not voting, sorry, did I say that? I meant "practically voting for the other person"

 

I hate to bring this here, and haven't really seen much if any political stuff on the forums, but fuck, let's see what the people think.

 

We all cucks/racists/irresponsible up in America now