I keep seeing slenderman when I try to force.

[Roothian]

Okay, I just noticed something. I can only see him in four spaces in my house, nowhere outside of it.

 

1. To the left of my desk, staring at me and grinning.

2. Against the back wall in the kitchen, emotionless expression.

3. In my open doorway whenever it's open at night, cannot discern expression.

4. In front of a window in the living room, his tentacles are out, but now it looks quite humorous because he's splendorman.

 

Does this mean that he's not yet even the beginning of a tulpa, and just some weird form i'm associating with my environment? I really just wanna kill this mofo, as I think that's the only way to get rid of him.

[Sands]

No man! That would just grow another Slenderman!

[Roothian]

Why would it grow another slenderman? What would make it grow another slenderman!? You're scaring me, Sands!

[Iconoclasm]

Dude, the only way I see you dealing with this thing is to actually accept it as your tulpae. Face your fears is the best advice I can give you. If it goes well you won't mind his form anymore.

[Sands]

Well we posted at the same time Roothian, I was talking about the Ping's suggestion. Think about it, you bite Slendy's cock off and it falls on the ground. But that's how you clone shit! It just grows from the cut off body part and you get another Slendy, both after that tight virgin asshole of yours! You think you can take two Slenderman cocks up your ass at the same time? I don't think so. Just submit to Slendy and he'll leave, don't try to fucking harm him or you might cut something off and create another one.

[Roothian]

Kay, I guess I'll just continue w/ my tulpa making progress, and if he happens despite my efforts, fine, I just hope he doesn't screw with my mind for wanting to kill him.

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I never knew the penis of a slenderman had lightning fast replication abilities. You are a gentleman and a scholar, Sands.

[Sands]

You're welcome, we don't want you making the same mistakes others have.

[Guest Anonymous]

There's only one way to turn this around, Roothian. Grab yourself a pair of hedge clippers and a splash shield. When slenderman inevitably comes to penetrate your boy meat, you need to chop his slender penis off with the hedge clippers. The penis will squirm around and shriek for awhile before growing into another slenderman. Repeat the previous steps on the new slenderman to have a total of three(3) slendermans. Repeat ad infinitum until you have an army of slenderman. They'll be grateful you gave them companions, and will do your bidding. Take over the world with them. Achieve tulpa god status.

[Mister_Moniker]

If Slenderbro doesn't sound good, then I'm afraid you're right fucked.