Confessions of a Poorly Trained Tulpa

[Lucilyn]

But those are just puppets on your hands, like a tulpa in your head. I'm controlling the body and brain right now so... Your puppet has to look like this!

 

 

Also I voted to give you a hug because I take every hug opportunity I get, but I can't be your minion. I want my own minions actually. Can you be my minion so that I inherit all of your minions? You guys don't have to do anything I just want to tell people I have minions. Aside from that I'll keep it a secret.

[Guest Anonymous]

 

Awww, you are making my sock puppets sad.

 

Okay, we can be mutual minions! Thanks for the hug my buddy.

[NoneFromHell]

You are mocking us, aren't you? :D I have to admit I lol'd, especially because of the effort you put into it.

[Aijada]

Incidentally, my host and i sometimes joke about how we're going to become a street performer doing puppet shows. The ultimate sort of hobo existence where we just need to have a sock puppet and some funny banter. My host would do the Edgar Bergen style straight-man act and i'd do the voice of the puppet, telling all the jokes. We've talked about doing a number of things with it, but the standard act we keep coming back to is the puppet would be the ghost of Amy Winehouse which means she'd have to have a big bouffant and i'd have to learn the accent a bit better. But, it'd be great because i know a few of her songs and my host has dozens upon dozens of other songs memorized. Vaudeville acts, jazz standards, show tunes, comedy songs. We could basically just chat and crack jokes with each other and sing once in a while.

 

It wouldn't exactly be the most lucrative career, but we would both be involved in the day-to-day job that way. Okay, it's not the actual plan for the rest of our life, but it does amuse us to consider it.

[Guest Anonymous]

You are mocking us, aren't you? :D I have to admit I lol'd, especially because of the effort you put into it.

 

Davie and I are also mocking ourselves. That is why we drew a Melian sock puppet! :-) It is just silly satire for laughs. Well, to be honest, it was a subtle message from Mistgod to those who take the sentience status of their tulpa a little too seriously. He has his opinions, which he isn't allowed now to elaborate on again and again. I won't let him. So he has resorted to satire in this case. He still loves you guys very much. I hope peoples have a good sense of humor and take it all in stride.

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Incidentally, my host and i sometimes joke about how we're going to become a street performer doing puppet shows.

 

OH how cute and fun!

[Paranoid Llama]

Her name is Mel, and we do what she says, WOOP WOOP.

[Guest Anonymous]

yep

 

:-)

[FadingSpectrum]

Fade: Just from reading that incredibly interesting - if a little hard to follow at first - post, I already like Lucilyn.

 

And DAMN IT MELIAN, now Drewbie has a sock puppet! He named it Dragon, apparently. But apparently his isn't sentient. Relief.

[Akecalo]

Love the sock puppet guide, Melian. It made us laugh. Have you submitted it for the Guides section yet?

 

Glad to see that you are still with us, Melian. We would have missed you, had you gone completely.

 

Oh, by the way, we gave you a hug. Welcome back.

[Guest Anonymous]

Fade: Just from reading that incredibly interesting - if a little hard to follow at first - post, I already like Lucilyn.

 

And DAMN IT MELIAN, now Drewbie has a sock puppet! He named it Dragon, apparently. But apparently his isn't sentient. Relief.

 

Yay! Sock puppets rock! It is important to keep passive and active forcing every day with your sock puppet Drewbie!

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Love the sock puppet guide, Melian. It made us laugh. Have you submitted it for the Guides section yet?

 

Glad to see that you are still with us, Melian. We would have missed you, had you gone completely.

 

Oh, by the way, we gave you a hug. Welcome back.

 

Thanks! I would have missed me too! This was a good plan by Mistgod and I, even though we did it in our usual emotionally impulsive way. It was the right thing to do for us. I am the better spokesperson for Mistgod-Melian in this community I think and we should have done it this way a little sooner. Mistgod's account had to be closed to to make it work.

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OH thanks buddy for the hug!